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Theresa May got locked in her own car – funniest 14 things people said about it

These 21 wrong words that children have accidentally used are better than the originals

This detail about how hermit crabs find a home is blowing people’s minds

This Brexit analogy went viral because it’s funny and totally nails it – and prompted all sorts of cheesy puns

An MP grabbed the mace in the House of Commons and these are the funniest 19 things people said about it

Comedian James Acaster spotted the Queer Eye Fab Five’s beautifully diverse tweeting style

Nigel Farage said this about Article 50 and everyone’s making the same joke

Simply a very satisfying play in 4 acts (with an unexpected twist)

Romesh Ranganathan said this about the end of a loaf and we can’t believe everyone doesn’t feel the same way

Yoko Ono said something very enigmatic and these 15 reactions are absolutely hilarious

The Irish Border has explained the meaningful vote – and it’s just glorious

Funniest 9 things people said about John Barrowman’s final Bushtucker trial on I’m A Celeb

Richard Osman’s brilliant Christmas playlist isn’t as random as it seems

Paul Nuttall has quit UKIP over Tommy Robinson – favourite 15 reactions

The 25 funniest jokes of the week