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Waterstones just trolled PETA’s ‘animal-friendly idioms’ and it’s glorious

Richard Osman said you can tell people’s class by when they open their presents and it’s the gift that keeps on giving

This army veteran had the perfect takedown of the NRA after it criticised people for ‘taking the knee’

PETA came up with a list of ‘animal friendly idioms’ – our favourite 21 responses

Jilly Cooper’s advice for anyone hosting a Christmas party just gets better and better

The “12 Days of Die Hard” proves it really is a Christmas movie

People are amazed at this Tory party political broadcast from 1988 – 13 funny reactions

Tory MPs are posing for pictures at food banks – the only 13 responses you need

Correction of the week

Crisis? What crisis? – The only 12 comments you need to read on the Government’s “Contempt of Parliament”

This dictionary perfectly trolled Donald Trump over his spelling of ‘Scott Free’

This Willy Wonka theory why Violet not Charlie should have won the chocolate factory went viral because it’s just so good

The UN refused to recognise Katie Hopkins as a journalist – 15 gleeful burns

The incidental detail in Claire Rayner’s ’70s sex ed book is weird and very funny

Dick Van Dyke owning Piers Morgan is the burn we all need to see right now