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Lyndsey Scott wins comeback of the week

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Favourite 24 things people are saying about Donald Trump’s 9/11 fist pump

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This encounter happened on American TV and someone had the perfect response

The whole internet is lolling at Waitrose’s so-called student ‘starter kit’

A man shared his terrible list of questions for a first date – the 21 best shutdowns

Piers Morgan was owned by Jonathan Agnew (and everyone else) after Alastair Cook’s farewell 147

Best Donald Trump takedown you’ll see this week

Someone asked for examples of clever nicknames and these 23 replies are just ingenious

This tale prompted 13 more stories of hilariously unseemly behaviour in public

Daft Limmy trolled the Great North Run and these 11 responses will leave you out of breath

People have been trolling Wetherspoons after it banned dogs for being ‘unpredictable’