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This library’s thread about Fortnite went viral because it has the best payoff you’ll read this week

Lots of IT people came together to troll this chap and it’s well worth switching your machine off and on again

Piers Morgan weighed in on the debate about Cosmo’s cover and these responses are all you need

This exchange took an unexpected turn and is a handy reminder to spell your symptoms right

Guy who criticised a woman for her looks is then criticised for his looks and it’s too perfect

Toby Young sprang to Steve Bannon’s defence and these 6 replies are all you need

Someone filmed a Tube train travelling with the doors open – our favourite 17 responses

Malcolm Gladwell questioned the New Yorker festival’s decision to dump Steve Bannon – our favourite 15 responses

Donald Trump supporters are protesting against Nike and it’s the best self-own you’ll see this week

Alan Sugar asked what these were and the replies were everything you’d hope for

Blake’s 7 star Jacqueline Pearce has died aged 74 and this fabulous Russell T Davies story tops our favourite 21 tributes

Men infuriated by an all-women panel on a new BBC politics show is today’s best thing

Another Donald Trump tweet has come back to haunt him and this time it’s really being blown up

Keeley Hawes just delivered the most brutal Daily Mail takedown you’ll see this week

Michael Jackson’s Thriller from the woman’s point of view is a lesson for all daters