Michael Jackson’s Thriller from the woman’s point of view is a lesson for all daters
Stand-up comedian, Roy Wood Jr, has been wondering for a while how the date night depicted in Thriller might have seemed from the perspective of the woman, actress Ola Ray. Luckily for us, he decided that a tweet thread was the best medium for explaining her reaction.
This is how it began.
What if 'Thriller' actually happened & Michael Jackson's date Ola Ray tweeted about the next day.
"YALL! Lemme tell you about this broke ass wolf negro that tried to maul me last night. THREAD" pic.twitter.com/Ox7lK3DrhD
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
We’re all familiar with how the video pans out – with the creepy werewolf scenario at the start.
“Aiight so boom. we riding in his car. and he run out of gas. WHO THE HELL RUN OUTTA GAS? I thought he was trying to find a quite place to try and get some ass, but I guess he saw that bonnet on my head and knew I was a Christian.” pic.twitter.com/B5XcND9cqc
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
I thought he was playing ya’ll but this broke ass fool was REALLY outta gas!!!! So now we walking. it’s cold, he don’t even offer me his coat. But then! he flipped the script! he turned around and asked me to be his woman! He had this nice ass ring from Ross: Dress for Less pic.twitter.com/JOGUcI4h2W
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
As soon as I said ‘Yes’, this fool turn into a whole ass werewolf. First of all, if you knew it was yo night to be a werewolf you should’ve rescheduled. Who the hell turn into a whole ass werewolf on the first date? Bitch I was gone. pic.twitter.com/EfLPT3CYkg
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
Now, in the video, there’s a reveal that the opening footage has simply been the horror film being watched by the couple, but no such thing happens in Roy’s version.
Meanwhile he running through the woods tearing up trees n shit. wasn’t no where I could hide. You know they say them werewolves be smelling shit real good. So I find a movie theatre and dipped off in there. He followed me in there. but by then he was regular again. pic.twitter.com/XhYYkWEAZ8
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
And she has some criticism for the venue and general location of their date.
after a few mins I told him I was ready to go home. Turns out the movie theatre wasn’t next to any other stores or business or gas stations. YALL THIS BROKE ASS NEGRO RAN OUT OF GAS AND CHASED ME TO A MOVIE THEATRE THEN WALKED ME HOME THROUGH THE GHETTO! pic.twitter.com/J5Il7WdbbW
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
“I know ya’ll calling me crazy but understand, You can’t just write a man off for accidentally turning into a supernatural creature. Thats why half of ya’ll single. I took my bonnet was off, I was gonna give him some. I was having so much i didnt even notice the grave yard…” pic.twitter.com/kj6XRGZXOZ
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
