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An author’s story of a humiliating self-own gets worse and worse as it goes along

That special thrill when you reference someone famous and the famous person joins in

Ice T has been trolling Katie Hopkins and the world just got a little bit better

The chair of Vote Leave said this about A-Levels and the responses were A*

18 stupid ways people have accidentally injured themselves

Toby Young trolled Owen Jones on A-Level results day and Jones’ response was A*

One of the pleasures of A-Level results day is waiting for Jeremy Clarkson to do this

Neville Southall was going to give his Twitter account to the adult baby community – our 15 favourite responses

People have been sharing their dream Bond line-ups and they’re licensed to make you smile

People are sharing things that confuse them – these 18 are truly baffling

29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex

Jake Humphrey shared a lovely little tale about Fernando Alonso who is retiring from Formula 1

Someone compared the messages on boys and girls’ T-shirts in Primark and it didn’t end well

This furious thread about ‘flatcap wankers’ is a boozy treat even before the delightful twist

People have been sharing the most ‘artfully constructed disses’ and you’ll never be short of an insult again