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This newspaper ‘crush’ went viral and people didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

Donald Trump is on Time’s cover but he’s not going to like it – the only 13 reactions you need

This person’s ‘Little Mermaid’ objection doesn’t hold water – our favourite 9 takedowns

People are sharing their funny little habits and it’s the best thread you’ll read this week

A Tory MP said this about Jacob Rees-Mogg and people think it’s the most savage burn ever

25 hilarious jokes to round off your week

This spooky story will give you the creeps – and there’s a postscript

People called out this man’s boast about his generation – the 17 funniest reactions

When a date didn’t work out a guy sent the woman the bill and the comments are next level

It’s GCSE results day and these are the only 13 jokes you need to read

Someone just realised this about ‘This Little Piggy’ and these are our favourite replies

This Spandau Ballet joke is so good Gary Kemp sent it to his mates

Turns out that people get FURIOUS when it comes to what you call the first and last slices of bread

This Trump exchange took a brilliantly bizarre (and totally morbid) twist

Richard Dawkins is writing ‘atheism for children’ and here’s our favourite feedback from parents