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Every one of these 17 fictional characters would absolutely subscribe to Twitter Blue

An old clip of the children’s TV character ‘Noseybonk’ has resurfaced, and it’s as chilling as we remember

Gillian Anderson’s very British response to this story about The Crown was a proper delight

Twitter HQ’s modified sign is more evidence that Elon Musk is three 10-year-olds in an overcoat

27 Easter treats from Twitter to take your mind off chocolate for 5 minutes

Greggs had the fabulous final word after Sarah Vine said she paid £23.50 for 2 sausage rolls

Simply 13 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

The hilarious ‘Customer Care’ account offers up spoof responses to real complaints – 30 times it did it best

This brutal 4-word takedown of Marjorie Taylor Greene is simply savage (and took us a few seconds too long to get)

You don’t need to be a Dad to enjoy our latest bumper crop of 32 wonderful ‘Dad Jokes’

Turns out the speed camera sign might not be what people though it was and they are distraught

This Labour MP’s takedown of a troll was a proper vote-winner

Eddie Marsan had the very best response to a particularly unpleasant troll and people loved him for it

Lee Anderson told Carol Vorderman to act her age and was hilariously schooled into next week