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Simply 9 times Jeremy Clarkson ended up owned on Twitter and it’s A*

Tweeters have been sharing the stupid things they can admit to on a public forum – 23 of the best/worst

What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea? – 17 stirring suggestions

“What’s the most British thing you could put on your gravestone?” 22 stone-cold favourites

25 favourite tweets of the week

The Liz Truss cosplay train rolled into town – 11 favourite funny responses

21 favourite funny tweets about the Tory leadership race

Twitter stepped up to help ‘fix’ a holiday photo – these 10 edits are hilariously wrong

You don’t have to read music to appreciate the ‘Threatening Music Notation’ account

The Secret Tory’s hilarious infographic could save you from Rishi Sunak’s re-education policy

15 Old Photos in Real Life showing the passing of time in the most fascinating way

9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

People loved Woody Harrelson’s response to this mum’s lookalike baby girl

14 times RAF Luton’s parody military account was flying high