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People have been writing 4-word horror stories about their work – 21 spine-tinglers

The Sun’s ‘Harry Caine’ front page was several own goals in one – 17 favourite takedowns

Lee Hurst has been suspended by Twitter and everyone made the same joke

Lee Hurst’s been suspended by Twitter so enjoy these 5 times he was owned into next week

Gary Lineker had the perfect comeback after Piers Morgan disagreed about a red card

People aren’t happy with this Covid loophole for business executives

England beat Germany without even going to penalties – 27+ favourite reactions

13 favourite things people said about that photo of Boris Johnson watching England beat Germany

Laurence Fox’s schoolboy error trolling Harry Kane’s rainbow armband made everyone’s day better

The brutal takedown of this grim Lee Hurst tweet had everyone cheering

When a bigot railed against their Pride train, ScotRail had the perfect putdown

Vaccines, ‘Freedom Day’ and giving up the mask – 14 funny takes on the pandemic

This all-time classic takedown is a proper work of art

Matt Hancock is all anyone’s talking about today – 27 favourite responses

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week