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A ‘sexpert’ shared four words people love to hear during sex – and people shared their own versions

A Tory MP wants taxpayer-funded portraits of the Queen for all – these 12 reactions paint a different picture

John Redwood trolled the BBC for not listing Brexit’s benefits and everyone made the same joke

Which film characters have very little screen time but massive impact? These 17, for a start

People are sharing their worst work cock-ups to make an intern feel better – 17 hilarious howlers

A Nando’s customer was mocked for measuring his ‘rip off’ chicken – 9 hottest takedowns

The government is planning to make a plan for coming up with a social care plan – 11 favourite takedowns

This Fox News presenter pitted LGBTQ Pride against the US flag and the takedowns were glorious

This weird swimsuit is yet another impossible body standard for women

The government is recruiting for its Brexit Opportunities Unit – 12 perfect takedowns

9 of the funniest comebacks of the week

17 funniest jokes about the first week of GB News

Simply 25 of the best tweets from this week

Jacob Rees-Mogg claims Matt Hancock is a successful genius – 9 funniest counterclaims

Lee Hurst’s ‘Black Death’ dig at the Covid vaccine wasn’t the killer line he thought it was – 13 deadly comebacks