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Olaf Falafel’s thread of Premier League managers in art is a masterpiece in its own right

Prince William’s ‘Sexiest Bald Man’ award had people tearing their hair out – 14 funniest responses

The clocks have gone forward – 21 alarmingly good reactions

12 fantastically funny takes on the pandemic

James Blunt wins comeback of the day

Our favourite 25 funny tweets from this week

The humongous ship in the Suez Canal is now a meme – our 17 favourites

Greta Thunberg had a mic-drop response to the warning that pollution is shrinking penises

A Tory MP wants people to carry bottles of milk in protest against lockdown – 11 full-fat takedowns

16 favourite reactions to the government’s latest Union Flag mandate

If you thought blocking the Suez Canal was a cock-up – wait till you see that ship’s GPS drawing

Comeback of the day

This hilarious sketch absolutely nails the horrors of workplace small talk

9 favourite reactions to the ‘Stanley Johnson loophole’ in the travel rules

Having a bad day? At least you haven’t wedged a container ship across the Suez Canal