Twitter p.140

Having a bad day? At least you haven’t wedged a container ship across the Suez Canal

It’s a year since the first lockdown began and these 42 tweets helped us through it

Priti Patel’s ‘Unacceptable scenes in Bristol’ comment turned out to be highly memeable

The government has bought another ‘Brexit jet’ – 8 first-class responses

This Republican trolled Joe Biden and it’s a very satisfying self-own

The only 5 responses you need to the Royals hiring a Diversity Tsar to modernise ‘the Firm’

Simply 19 funny tweets about Census Day that should be preserved for posterity

Orlando Bloom seems to be lost in showbiz – 11 one-star reviews

Vaccines, lockdown and protests – 12 favourite tweets about the pandemic

Gillian McKeith praised anti-lockdown protests and the jokes practically wrote themselves

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

The minister mocked by Charlie Stayt shared a photo of his big flag – 11 favourite takedowns

A lot of people were baffled by Naga Munchetty’s apology for liking some tweets

The tale of this epic dishwashing face off is hilarious and painfully relatable

This attempt to adopt a dog went viral because it came to such an abrupt end