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11 scathing responses to the PM trying to spin his failure as an “Australian-style” deal

Americans have just discovered kettles and British people are once again in shock

Rules, vaccines and tiers before bedtime – our 14 favourite coronavirus jokes

Mark Hamill congratulated Donald Trump after he tweeted this and it’s brilliant

The 14 funniest takes on Boris Johnson’s Brexit talks dinner with Ursula von der Leyen

People are sharing what they call these four items with different regional names

24 of the most hilariously middle-class things overheard in Waitrose

The only 5 responses you need to the PM’s secret No Deal damage-limitation unit

This flat’s extremely unusual entrance is dividing opinion

7 scathing reactions as Gove says a border down the Irish Sea gives N.I. “the best of both worlds”

An ex-Israeli space official claimed that aliens exist and Trump knows about it – 9 hilarious reactions

Non-musicians are trying to figure out what this violin accessory is – and they’re struggling, hard

Someone named William Shakespeare got the vaccine and the puns went from Bard to verse – 17 favourites

‘Never forget the greatest Christmas Twitter smackdown of all time’

There’s going to be a KFC movie with a sexy Colonel Sanders – 11 finger lickin’ good reactions