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That’s not my Christmas…

Boris Johnson has said that a no-deal Brexit is a ‘strong possibility’ – the only 9 reactions you need

Mark Hamill said it best after Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for Time’s ‘person of the year’

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

11 favourite clapbacks to Trump’s bizarre and shouty tweet

‘Ruin a date in 5 words’ – these 17 are absolute killers

11 scathing responses to the PM trying to spin his failure as an “Australian-style” deal

Americans have just discovered kettles and British people are once again in shock

Rules, vaccines and tiers before bedtime – our 14 favourite coronavirus jokes

Mark Hamill congratulated Donald Trump after he tweeted this and it’s brilliant

The 14 funniest takes on Boris Johnson’s Brexit talks dinner with Ursula von der Leyen

People are sharing what they call these four items with different regional names

24 of the most hilariously middle-class things overheard in Waitrose

The only 5 responses you need to the PM’s secret No Deal damage-limitation unit

This flat’s extremely unusual entrance is dividing opinion