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Rishi Sunak hinted at the return of Eat Out To Help Out – 9 favourite responses

Peter Gammons is UKIP’s London mayoral candidate and people can’t quite believe it – 7 meaty responses

That’s not my dog…

Ivanka Trump celebrated her father ‘winning’ in Alaska and it backfired spectacularly

Play Lockdown Monopoly!

The president of Turkmenistan has unveiled a giant statue of his favourite dog, because of course he has

A Republican conspiracy theorist smelt something ‘fishy’ about the election – only 5 comebacks you need

Lockdown laughs: our 12 favourite funny takes on the pandemic’s progress

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

12 perfect takedowns of a Tory MP’s bizarre North-South divide theory of football and the performing arts

US Weekly just broke some very obvious news – 9 favourite takedowns

9 funniest things people said about the so-called Irish accents in Wild Mountain Thyme

This ‘feminist f-ckboy on a date’ parody is so relatable it’s traumatising

This map of Europe according to each country’s culinary horror prompted quite the debate

Donald Trump could land a ‘$100m book deal’ – 9 comebacks definitely worth reading