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Piers Morgan asked Matt Hancock about the government’s 6-month GMB boycott and his answer was maximum cringe

Favourite 21 things people said about Dominic Cummings and his cardboard box

Donald Trump’s election defeat turned his hair grey overnight – 9 favourite things people said about it

Cummings is going – 17 favourite farewells to Dominic Cummings

Pope Francis rang Joe Biden to congratulate him – #ThoughtsAndPrayers to Trump’s blood pressure

Brexit is turning Kent into a giant toilet – our 9 favourite reactions

Rishi Sunak hinted at the return of Eat Out To Help Out – 9 favourite responses

Peter Gammons is UKIP’s London mayoral candidate and people can’t quite believe it – 7 meaty responses

That’s not my dog…

Ivanka Trump celebrated her father ‘winning’ in Alaska and it backfired spectacularly

Play Lockdown Monopoly!

The president of Turkmenistan has unveiled a giant statue of his favourite dog, because of course he has

A Republican conspiracy theorist smelt something ‘fishy’ about the election – only 5 comebacks you need

Lockdown laughs: our 12 favourite funny takes on the pandemic’s progress

The 25 funniest tweets of the week