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Boris Johnson said the public’s “fraying discipline” had increased Covid numbers – 9 alternative suggestions

Strictly contestant HRVY’s got Covid and this joke scored perfect 10s all round

This Argos catalogue tale in 3 parts is the loveliest news story you’ll read today

Our top 25 funny tweets of the week

This line in a food article fits perfectly to the tune of Eleanor Rigby

An SNP MP did a Dominic Cummings and people are furious – the only 5 reactions you need

Simply 17 Daily Mail reader ‘comments of the day’ that tell you all you need to know

Nigel Farage said the UK should never have signed the Brexit deal and everyone said the same thing

15 highly relatable and very funny jokes about the bin fire that is 2020

The only 5 funny reactions you need to Boris Johnson’s dad breaking the coronavirus rules – again

Boris Johnson held a coronavirus briefing with nothing to say – our 7 favourite responses

Simply 17 tweets that perfectly captured the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden

James Blunt wins comeback of the day

Donald Trump refused to condemn white supremacists – only 7 responses you need

Mark Hamill had the last word on just how bad that first presidential debate was