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17 funny things you can say during sex and at IKEA

Channel 4 showed an erect penis and people took the mickey – 11 favourite reactions

People have been cracking jokes about these Battle of Britain Memorial sausages – 9 absolute bangers

Simply 7 funny things people said about turning on the central heating in August

12 scathing takedowns of the anti-masker “Freedom Rally” in London

8 funniest things people said about this unfortunate BBC weather forecast

Edgar Wright shared the tale of his first cinema date and it made people smile

Jedward just trolled Boris Johnson and Donald Trump and it might be the best thing they’ve done

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

‘Go back to work or risk losing your job’ – 7 favourite responses to the Daily Telegraph’s front page

ITV wouldn’t let Liz Truss dodge this Tony Abbott question and it’s a toe-curling delight

Donald Trump was fact checked by CNN and it’s simply magnificent

Everyone’s loving Melania Trump’s face after she greeted Ivanka Trump – 9 favourite things people said about it

Richard Littlejohn told everyone to get back to the workplace and the entire internet spoke as one

Melania Trump’s ‘green screen’ dress got exactly the treatment it deserved – 7 perfectly tailored favourites