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The government has advertised for a Head of Pandemic Preparedness – 5 stinging responses more timely than the ad

7 funniest things people said about this furious anti-masker being carried out of a shop by his son

A lovely, funny story about a teenage fanzine editor who rather overreached himself

James Cleverly slagged off Ben & Jerry’s ‘overpriced’ ice cream – 7 ice cold burns

Liz Truss kicked up a stink over Stilton in the Japanese trade talks – our 8 favourite comments

Someone took a priest to task for the Twitter company he keeps and his takedown was biblical – literally

Someone used stock photos to tell Distracted Boyfriend woman’s lockdown story – and it’s just glorious

Ben & Jerry’s gave Priti Patel advice on compassion and got the cold shoulder – 11 cool responses

The ‘Thighland’ guy defended Donald Trump saying the ‘1917’ pandemic ended WW2 – 5 historic owns

Now Sky News is following migrants in boats across the English Channel – 5 responses that say it all

Our 12 favourite funny tweets about the coronavirus

TikTok’s reaction to Instagram’s new short-video feature is a masterclass in sarcasm

Breakfast TV filmed migrants bailing out water from their boat in the English Channel – only 5 responses you need

C5’s Jeremy Vine Show asked if pupils should be weighed post-lockdown – only 5 replies you need

Trump said the “1917” pandemic ended WW2 – the only 5 historic owns you need