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Simply 23 funny things people said about this picture of Nigel Farage staring out to sea at Dover

The takedown of this gung-ho Fox presenter had them raising the white flag

Gavin Williamson warned about people being promoted beyond their competence and everyone made the same joke

Jeremy Clarkson did his annual A-levels day tweet and Nish Kumar’s response earned top marks

12 very funny pandemic jokes to dial down the stress a few notches

Donald Trump said Joe Biden has a racism problem and that sound is all our irony meters exploding

The government has advertised for a Head of Pandemic Preparedness – 5 stinging responses more timely than the ad

7 funniest things people said about this furious anti-masker being carried out of a shop by his son

A lovely, funny story about a teenage fanzine editor who rather overreached himself

James Cleverly slagged off Ben & Jerry’s ‘overpriced’ ice cream – 7 ice cold burns

Liz Truss kicked up a stink over Stilton in the Japanese trade talks – our 8 favourite comments

Someone took a priest to task for the Twitter company he keeps and his takedown was biblical – literally

Someone used stock photos to tell Distracted Boyfriend woman’s lockdown story – and it’s just glorious

Ben & Jerry’s gave Priti Patel advice on compassion and got the cold shoulder – 11 cool responses

The ‘Thighland’ guy defended Donald Trump saying the ‘1917’ pandemic ended WW2 – 5 historic owns