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Simply 23 jokes about Boris Johnson’s confusing new Covid-19 rules to help take the edge off

Piers Morgan destroyed this Tory MP over Boris Johnson’s Covid-19 guidelines and the entire internet cheered

The Covid-19 alert system is reminding people of Nando’s Peri-ometer – 5 hot takes

It must be bad because even Phillip Schofield can’t take Boris Johnson anymore

Simply 13 funny comments on how everyone’s handling the pandemic

These products aimed at men might have overdone the machismo just a tad

Our 21 favourite reactions to the government’s confusing “Stay Alert” advice

Boris Johnson’s Covid-19 update speech went down like a cough in a lift – 17 baffled responses

Simply 18 nice things to make you smile

Elaine Paige felt the need to ‘clarify’ this headline after it was truncated to most unfortunate effect

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

7 times Piers Morgan was everyone’s unlikeliest hero after Boris Johnson bans ministers from appearing on Good Morning Britain

Not everyone’s as excited about lockdown easing as the Sun and Mail – 9 appalled responses

There’s a brand new batch of lockdown tweets – our 13 funny faves

Do these 17 small things annoy you when you see them in films?