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15 fave lockdown laughs to feed our funny bones

These bedtime questions from a 6-year-old are hilariously surreal

The new Laurel or Yanny debate splitting the internet is “cucumber or w*nker?”

Nigel Farage’s show of support for the NHS rang hollow – 7 scathing clapbacks

Allison Pearson mistook the Wicker Man for a Captain Tom tribute and her fury made it so much funnier

This Tory MP trolled Laura Kuenssberg for not congratulating Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds – only 5 replies you need

Shappi Khorsandi asked about the tightest things people had experienced – these 17 will make you despair

This working from home reporter should have checked his camera angle – or worn trousers

Joe Heenan had the perfect answer when his kids fancied a McDonald’s

David Baddiel just shared one of his ‘favourite Twitter chats for some time’

Carrie Symonds and Boris Johnson have had a baby boy – 17 favourite responses

Robert Peston asked if Boris Johnson’s new baby would change him and it didn’t go well – 9 favourite replies

Nigel Farage went to the beach to talk immigration and everyone made the same point

14 triumphs of humour over the coronavirus

The ‘Did it work’ meme really really does – 21 faves