Twitter p.230

This escalated quickly, very quickly indeed

Our 25 favourite tweets from the past week

15 fave lockdown laughs to feed our funny bones

These bedtime questions from a 6-year-old are hilariously surreal

The new Laurel or Yanny debate splitting the internet is “cucumber or w*nker?”

Nigel Farage’s show of support for the NHS rang hollow – 7 scathing clapbacks

Allison Pearson mistook the Wicker Man for a Captain Tom tribute and her fury made it so much funnier

This Tory MP trolled Laura Kuenssberg for not congratulating Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds – only 5 replies you need

Shappi Khorsandi asked about the tightest things people had experienced – these 17 will make you despair

This working from home reporter should have checked his camera angle – or worn trousers

Joe Heenan had the perfect answer when his kids fancied a McDonald’s

David Baddiel just shared one of his ‘favourite Twitter chats for some time’

Carrie Symonds and Boris Johnson have had a baby boy – 17 favourite responses

Robert Peston asked if Boris Johnson’s new baby would change him and it didn’t go well – 9 favourite replies

Nigel Farage went to the beach to talk immigration and everyone made the same point