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This newsreader’s face says everything we need to know about the government’s ventilator announcement

This dad set a magical quest for his 3 y/o after she discovered the attic door and hearts were lifted all over the world

19 of the funniest tweets about the coronavirus to help with the stress

Top 10 excuses to get you out of that Zoom meeting

“Llandudno is run by goats” – the oddest side-effect of the lockdown so far

Celebrity Bake Off’s Alex Jones made something that looked frankly quite NSFW

Boris Johnson shared a screengrab of the Cabinet’s Zoom meeting – 9 points of order

Kate Winslet’s giving Covid-19 advice because she was once in a film about a pandemic – 9 funniest replies

Sky News just interviewed Terry Waite about self-isolation – only 5 responses you need

Toby Young just hit peak Toby Young – only 5 responses you need

Recognise the small achievements with Lockdown Reward Stickers for Adults

17 funny takes on the coronavirus to help keep your spirits up

We flushed out the best toilet roll jokes – our 17 favourites

The only 5 takes you need to read on Dominic Cummings getting coronavirus

There was a mad scramble to crack jokes about Easter eggs not being essential – 10 double-yolkers