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‘James O’Brien Is A W*nker’ Day backfired massively – 14 unexpected tributes

This guy’s query about dodgy driving didn’t elicit the police response he was expecting

Someone trolled the Cats movie Twitter account and it really rubbed them the wrong way

Gary Lineker had the last word after calling out ‘weird’ Piers Morgan over Meghan Markle

The rules for joining this 5-a-side football team went viral because they are hilariously OTT

“What’s the biggest problem you have with your name?” Our 16 favourite responses

How a train guard foiled a ticket cheat with detective work is essential reading

If Little Miss characters were School Mums

Eamonn Holmes slagged off Meghan Markle as ‘awful, weak, manipulative, spoilt’ – only 5 responses you need

This tale about an old lady in the Co-op is one of the greatest ever Twitter threads

These graphics really brings home the scale of the fires burning in Australia right now

25 of the funniest things from this week

14 more reasons to love Tom Hanks

Madame Tussaud’s gets 10 out of 10 for shade after moving the Harry and Meghan models

Mark Francois wants Big Ben bongs for Brexit – 5 timely takedowns