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17 jokes to celebrate being almost at the general election finish line

David Van Day’s support video for a Tory candidate is an eye-popping cringe-fest

The Trump campaign responded to the impeachment decision with a meme of him as Thanos

A poem for anyone preparing for Christmas…

Boris Johnson’s Love Actually parody is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll see today

Joe Lycett’s complaint to Pot Noodle was hilarious but their response made it even better

This “free lawnmowing service” didn’t get the love it deserved

“Would you nationalise sausages?” wins the Weirdest Question of the Election award

The only 5 reactions you need to the punch that didn’t happen

Nish Kumar had the best response to Boris Johnson’s weird phone pocketing moment

Simply 11 funny things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson and pals hitting the phones

Boris Johnson put a reporter’s phone in his pocket rather than look at a picture of a sick 4 y/o on a hospital floor – only 5 responses you need

Donald Trump tried to mock Newsweek and it was a rather glorious self-own

Simply 10 times Piers Morgan was brutally owned in 2019

Our 9 favourite reactions to Bette Midler’s question about an art gallery photo