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Simply 11 funny things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson and pals hitting the phones

Boris Johnson put a reporter’s phone in his pocket rather than look at a picture of a sick 4 y/o on a hospital floor – only 5 responses you need

Donald Trump tried to mock Newsweek and it was a rather glorious self-own

Simply 10 times Piers Morgan was brutally owned in 2019

Our 9 favourite reactions to Bette Midler’s question about an art gallery photo

11 hilarious reactions to Matt Hancock’s moody campaign photo

14 of the very worst karaoke crimes you can commit

5 straight red cards for the Tories’ ironic football pitch policy

Just 14 nice things that made us smile this week

The 25 funniest jokes and pics from this week

Boris Johnson’s excuse for ducking his Andrew Neil interview is being destroyed with facts

Katie Hopkins’ Islamophobic tweet about London’s Christmas tree got exactly the takedown it deserved

21 favourite things people said about Boris Johnson’s selfie on This Morning

There was something missing from tonight’s Question Time – only 5 responses you need

Amazon didn’t ask Gary Lineker to present its football and he had the perfect riposte