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The replies to this complaint about a woman Santa simply win Twitter – our 12 favourites

Uri Geller claims he energised a spoon to keep Corbyn out of Downing Street – 9 mind-bending reactions

The Trials and Tribulations of Online Passwords

People have been suggesting Awfully British 12 Days of Christmas – 14 of the best

Stephen Fry pointed out that the electoral map looks like Mr Burns – the only 5 reactions you need

A joke about a footballing deer was made even better by the people who didn’t get it

A misogynist’s “How to be a woman” instructions went down as well as you’d expect – the 8 hottest burns

8 hilarious reactions to this terrifying Nativity scene

Kudos to this former MP for updating his bar chart after losing the election

Simply 13 nice things that we saw this week

25 funny things to take your mind off the news

This thread of ‘best selling singles going back to 14,000BC’ is an absolute treat

“Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach” – 9 funny reactions (NSFW)

‘Tis the season to enjoy Advent jokes – and here are 16 of the best

People were in a panic at the thought of naked Ruth Davidson in Loch Ness – the only 5 reactions you need