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The way this guy got this woman’s number after he met her on the train is creeping people out

This farmer’s succinct description of Brexit gets 10/10 – the only 4 reactions you need

The Tories’ new party election broadcast is the worst episode of The Office ever – 13 funny reactions

James Blunt’s takedown of James Arthur after he said this hit precisely the right note

People are sharing stories of their harshest rejections and it’s far too relatable – 17 of the best

These 14 pieces of ‘Boomer advice’ simply don’t work for the modern world

A 9-year-old has written the first manifesto of the general election campaign – and it’s a vote winner

The Lib Dems’ attempt at an own was peak cringe – the only 5 reactions you need to read

An old psych puzzle is completely blowing people’s tiny minds

Nigel Farage says his Brexit party won’t contest Tory seats – only 5 responses you need

Chrissy Teigen turned this troll’s abuse on its head and had the internet cheering

Boris Johnson trying and failing to use a mop tells you all you need to know

People love Labour MP Jess Phillips’ takedown of the vile troll who sent her this

This clip of a nesting bird versus a tractor will have you on the edge of your seat

The Conservatives’ attempted takedown of Jeremy Corbyn was a glorious self-own – the only 5 comments you need