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This clip of ‘No Context Irish Television’ is 16 seconds very well spent

Boris Johnson’s rambling Brexit address went viral because of what he says and how he says it

Nothing to see here – just a beluga whale playing fetch with a rugby ball

This must be the funniest possible reaction to Gabriel Jesus’ terrible penalty kick

Nigel Farage had a photo-op in a boxing ring – the only six haymakers you need to see

Laura Kuenssberg tried to explain sh*tposting and it all went down the pan

Favourite 6 jokes about the theft of a £1m sex toys lorry

Donald Trump tweeted about his son’s book and he was murdered with laws

17 jokes to make the general election campaigns a little more bearable

Simply 22 things that Donald Trump’s new spiritual adviser Paula White and her husband look like

Johnny Marr’s 4-word shutdown of Smiths reunion rumours was the perfect Morrissey pisstake

11 brutal takedowns of Boris Johnson’s weird slow-mo campaign video

A four-year-old Robert Dyas Christmas ad has resurfaced and it’s a baffling marvel

Boris Johnson had to ask the Queen to dissolve Parliament – four right royal burns

Bodyguard creator Jed Mercurio said the Cabinet’s so bad he can’t work out how not to kill them all off in the sequel