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17 of the very best reactions to the new John Lewis Christmas advert

This Happy Toast version of the new John Lewis Christmas advert gives a new meaning to heartwarming (NSFW)

Simply 17 fantastic general election jokes as an antidote to the news

How not to get invited to the party – in one easy and hilarious step

“If all Premier League managers had a normal job” – the thread you didn’t know you needed

Takedown of the week

This dad said his kids don’t deserve any privacy and the entire internet put him right

The way this guy got this woman’s number after he met her on the train is creeping people out

This farmer’s succinct description of Brexit gets 10/10 – the only 4 reactions you need

The Tories’ new party election broadcast is the worst episode of The Office ever – 13 funny reactions

James Blunt’s takedown of James Arthur after he said this hit precisely the right note

People are sharing stories of their harshest rejections and it’s far too relatable – 17 of the best

These 14 pieces of ‘Boomer advice’ simply don’t work for the modern world

A 9-year-old has written the first manifesto of the general election campaign – and it’s a vote winner

The Lib Dems’ attempt at an own was peak cringe – the only 5 reactions you need to read