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The Trumps couldn’t even dish out Halloween treats without messing up

Mariah Carey’s early Christmas message is hilariously relatable

18 responses to a December election to make you feel a tiny bit better about the whole thing

“There’s Always a Tweet” featuring Donald Trump – episode 347

Richard Osman’s been explaining stuff to Americans and it prompted lots of funny replies

Simply 18 things we are “never meant to know”

Trump made an announcement about a canine hero and got hounded – our 15 favourites

The EU has granted the UK another Brexit extension – 17 scathing reactions

Morrissey’s NSFW anti-Guardian vest got him murdered with words – 11 targeted burns

Piers Morgan wasn’t happy with the Arsenal result and it was a simple tap-in for Gary Lineker

This kids TV presenter went to inordinate lengths to correct his Twitter balls-up

Young Ralf Little’s letter to Jimmy Savile hasn’t aged well at all

Donald Trump was jeered at a baseball game and his face was a pitcher

This congratulatory message to Joker for beating Deadpool is peak Ryan Reynolds

The government has pressed pause on the Brexit fifty-pence coins – 13 mint responses