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Favourite 6 jokes about the theft of a £1m sex toys lorry

Donald Trump tweeted about his son’s book and he was murdered with laws

17 jokes to make the general election campaigns a little more bearable

Simply 22 things that Donald Trump’s new spiritual adviser Paula White and her husband look like

Johnny Marr’s 4-word shutdown of Smiths reunion rumours was the perfect Morrissey pisstake

11 brutal takedowns of Boris Johnson’s weird slow-mo campaign video

A four-year-old Robert Dyas Christmas ad has resurfaced and it’s a baffling marvel

Boris Johnson had to ask the Queen to dissolve Parliament – four right royal burns

Bodyguard creator Jed Mercurio said the Cabinet’s so bad he can’t work out how not to kill them all off in the sequel

A climate-change denier tried to own Greta Thunberg but it totally backfired

Facebook’s expensive rebrand was hardly worth the bother – 11 slick takedowns

Favourite 5 replies to this guy who can’t understand why women ‘want losers’ (and not him)

This teacher’s takedown of the guy who said ‘Nazis were socialists’ is an all-time classic of the genre

This house has more than 300 plug sockets and it’s weirding people out

Trump’s new staffer is hilarious yet terrifying in full televangelist mode – our 7 favourite reactions