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This guy’s sleep app recorded his farts – and it’s a gas

11 times Bette Midler absolutely skewered Trump on Twitter

Matt Lucas took issue with Piers Morgan trolling David Walliams and it’s fair to say the GMB man wasn’t happy

Donald Trump Jr. called someone out for nepotism and broke all the irony meters

A clever comeback that surely both men and women will appreciate

People are sharing the embarrassing moments when they just couldn’t think of the right word – 23 favourites

This Tory MP was given a reality check by the BBC and if only life always worked out like this

14 of the most random freak accidents people have ever had

Simply 26 times Joe Wilkinson was very funny on Twitter

You won’t see a more creative way of returning a lost wallet

Fox News’ savage own of Donald Trump was as glorious as it was unexpected

Police arrested a man who was dressed as broccoli and the internet made a meal out of it

These takedowns were one in the eye for the Ukipper comparing the Battle of Hastings to Brexit

People enjoyed Elon Musk’s takedown of the guy who said he had sex after playing Fortnite

Favourite 14 things people had to say about the Queen’s Speech