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Irvine Welsh’s takedown of people who call him a champagne socialist is worth raising a glass to

‘A tragic love story in 4 parts’ (NSFW)

This thread about the Paris Olympics logo went viral because it’s totally spot on

11 hilarious things people are saying about the facial reconstruction of a medieval man

Amber Rudd had the best response after her daughter said this on Twitter and it’s our favourite exchange of the week

These 17 culinary monstrosities from 1970s parties are so bad they’re good

Joe Wilkinson got people sharing their advice to live by – our 13 favourites

The Conservatives tweeted a motivational poster in Comic Sans – the 11 hottest burns

Boris Johnson said he won’t sell the NHS, so everyone thinks he’ll sell the NHS – the only 4 reactions you need

This reporter couldn’t quite nail that killer end for her piece to camera

These 22 terrible dates will make you seriously consider becoming a hermit

John Bercow said no to a vote on the deal and Brexiters were furious – our 7 favourite reactions

Michael Spicer’s tormented aide was in the room next door to Donald Trump’s campaign fraud denials

Toby Young’s been trolling Meghan Markle and this is the only reply you need

Dan Walker had the perfect response to Piers Morgan’s trolling of Meghan Markle and it burned, it really burned