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James Blunt had the perfect riposte for a disappointed Bruce Springsteen fan

A woman on the Final Say march had a stinging response to a reporter’s question

Emily Maitlis murdered the ERG’s Steve Baker with words and it’s a glorious watch

The only 5 reactions you need to David Hameron calling the PM a greased piglet

Boris Johnson tried to pull a stunt with his letter to the EU – 23 signature responses

This thread of awful politicians and their Doctor Who counterparts is just wonderful

Richard Osman asked how many times people sneeze and it turned out someone keeps a spreadsheet

Virgin Trains said they were ‘bringing sexy back’ and the shadow transport minister’s takedown won everyone’s vote

Our 25 favourite funny things from this week

Bertrand Russell’s reply to Oswald Mosley is a burn that has stood the test of time

Michael Gove went a bit “street” in his reply to Andrew Neil – the only 5 takedowns you need

Boris Johnson’s done a Brexit deal with the EU – only 7 responses you need

Donald Trump’s letter to the Turkish President was so outrageous it seemed fake – the 7 best reactions

8 favourite responses after Extinction Rebellion brought chaos to the Tube

Boris Johnson said Brexit was like the Shawshank Redemption – 5 favourite responses to today’s Telegraph front page