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Boris Johnson was brutally owned by Luxembourg’s prime minister – 14 favourite responses

Boris Johnson chickened out of a Luxembourg press conference – 9 funniest responses

Best novelty chocolate related-story you’ll read this week

David Baddiel started a brilliant thread about the real reasons people break up – 23 favourites

This ‘do nothing’ box is totally charming and the payoff is just brilliant

Daily Mail readers boycott the RNLI over its overseas work – only 5 replies you need

Gary Lineker’s response to Piers Morgan wins takedown of the week

The Daily Mail did an RNLI hatchet job and the backlash was spectacular

The bookshelves in these David Cameron photos are a “spot the difference” puzzle

This political vegetable display is a turnip for the books

The curious incident of the perfect Benedict Cumberbatch joke

You haven’t seen overexcited until you’ve seen Twisty the bearded dragon

Mark Ruffalo owned Boris Johnson for his terrible Hulk analogy and it’s just glorious

Is this the worst way to break up with someone? Our 7 favourite responses

“We’ll break free of the EU like the Incredible Hulk” – 14 smashing reactions