Best novelty chocolate related-story you’ll read this week
Rarely has so much been conveyed with just a single picture. Well, okay, and a few words too.
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night pic.twitter.com/7NFydTqRQk
— Gordi (@gordihyena) September 14, 2019
Just wonderful. And the replies weren’t bad either.
This is a brilliant way to break bad news. The delivery system doubles as delicious consolation pic.twitter.com/ixPIUqWQl2
— Matthew Harris (@Applemask) September 14, 2019
Tobleralone 🙁
— Adam S Trotter (@astrotter) September 14, 2019
Toblernone 😶
— Dr. Bourbonstein 🥃 (@DrBourbonstein) September 14, 2019
I did that when I was stoned and ordered a pizza once. It was like a gift from the stoner gods when the pizza showed up 45 min later, cuz I had totally forgotten about it 😅
— Sean (@RedDeadOutlaw) September 14, 2019
How high do you have to be to forget you ordered pizza? lol.
— Ash (@thebookbakery17) September 14, 2019
5ft7
— Suzanne Hyde (@ZanHyde) September 14, 2019
I remember I tried explaining to the delivery guy how amazing it all was that here I am, all stoned and hungry and now this guy just suddenly showing up at my door of all places with pizza?! No way!
He just looked at me like "Dude, you ordered it…"
— Sean (@RedDeadOutlaw) September 14, 2019
"Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!"
"No – Come along, Tbblobnoern."
"Are you talking to me?"
"No. My son is also named Tbblobnoern."— missionjmk (@flightjkt) September 14, 2019
I am instantly reminded of this pic.twitter.com/y5RaAGsBCh
— Calpol SixPlus, Esq. (@willmill82) September 14, 2019
When our youngest was 4, he saw an ad for ordering custom T-shirts and asked if he could get one.
"What would you want it to say?" I asked.
"Custom T-shirt." he replied matter-of-factly.
To this day, I regret not ordering some.
— Thomas A Jones III (@JThomasAlbert) September 14, 2019
— spantNO (@notsafeforbjork) September 14, 2019
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This mum saw the Toblerone bear for the first time and it turned out she’s not alone