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13 corny jokes to get you hooked on Talk Like A Pirate Day

Employers are trying to cushion the blow of being laid off – and it’s the worst

Simply 24 times Richard Osman won at Twitter

This 9-year-old’s sneaky cheese hack is inspirational – the only 5 reactions you need to read

People enjoyed Katherine Ryan’s response to a fan’s question why she didn’t have her own TV series

15 astonished reactions to Laura Kuenssberg’s updates on the concerned NHS dad

Jamie Lee Curtis’s takedown of a Princess Bride ‘remake’ was good but Cary Elwes was even better

How would you fix this tricky umbrella problem?

These 13 songs for Boris Johnson will give you the most topical earworms

19 whispers that would give people goosebumps

These Google search Easter eggs are blowing people’s minds

‘Brexit Fawlty Towers’ went viral and people have been doing it with other TV favourites and it’s very good indeed

People have been sharing their boring facts but they’re actually rather interesting

Mark Francois says the UK will ‘explode’ if it doesn’t leave the EU – 9 favourite responses

People are sharing the most stupid ways they’ve injured themselves and you’ll fall over laughing