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Simply 9 tweets that sum up Boris Johnson’s premiership so far

Geoffrey Boycott says he ‘couldn’t give a toss’ about knighthood backlash – 4 responses that say it all

People are stumped at Geoffrey Boycott being awarded a knighthood – the only 8 reactions you need

Ringo Starr’s Brexit take cropped up again and split the internet

There’s an NSFW Twitter account called ‘Sweary Bercow’ and let’s enjoy its foul-mouthed genius while we can

Donald Trump attacked ‘filthy mouthed’ Chrissy Teigen and her comeback was perfect (and filthy)

Piers Morgan’s not overly keen on the idea of a female James Bond – only 4 replies you need

Ringo Starr’s gone viral all over again with his pro-Brexit comments – the only 4 replies you need

Boris Johnson was just totally owned by Irish PM Leo Varadkar and it’s a brutal watch

14 funny reactions to the Scottish police’s “grab bag” advice

An argument about a fridge and a ham gave everyone chills

Jeremy Hunt’s post about mental health provision is the self-own of the year – the only 7 takedowns you need

21 hilarious curses Dominic Cummings will definitely want to avoid

A journalist claimed people would attack the PM for eating a sandwich and the irony was off the scale

Now Amber Rudd’s resigned and these are our favourite 7 things people said about it