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Stephen King’s beef with this Telegraph journalist wins takedown of the week

The Tories did a joke about Jeremy Corbyn dressed as a chicken – 13 finger lickin’ takedowns

Wetherspoons’ Tim Martin made a Brexit price cut and it’s an entirely predictable self-own

The 25 funniest things we’ve seen this week

Just 19 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg

Nobody’s surprised at Quentin Letts’ bad take on Robert Mugabe – 17 favourite slapdowns

33 times people accidentally and hilariously overstepped the social boundaries

Simply 27 very funny things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson

Simply 17 funny things people said about Jo Johnson’s shock resignation (not including the joke everyone did)

Boris Johnson’s brother Jo Johnson has quit and everyone made the same joke

A DUP homophobe had his outdated views shredded by Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid

Donald Trump’s hurricane map was doctored with a felt tip so people did it to other Trump pictures and it’s brilliant

15 brilliant takedowns of Trump using #SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne

Boris Johnson just had his worst day for the second day in a row – 13 tweets that say it all

12 grossed-out reactions to Iain Duncan Smith picking his nose and eating it