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This MMA chat didn’t go the way they were expecting and it’s a knockout

Donald Trump cancelled his Denmark visit because they won’t sell him Greeland – only 5 replies you need

Matt Lucas shared how he took down this Doctor Who troll and people loved him for it

Favourite 27 things people said about this photo of Liz Truss ‘doing trade deals with Japan’

The Great British Bake Off is back – the internet reacts to the new series line-up

Jeremy Clarkson mocked a footballer on Twitter and his comeback was match-winning stuff

Ivanka Trump tweeted from her family camping trip and the takedowns were brutal

Nigel Farage is really excited by his new passport – only 5 takedowns you need

People love Minnie Driver’s story about a woman who pointed out Chrissy Teigen at the airport

11 takes on “the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”

Just a brilliant thread of men’s ridiculous nicknames (and how they got them) after Derry Girls’ Nicola Coughlan said this

This floating tent is fooling nobody – 15 very funny reactions

This tale of a 7 y/o and his burger prompted a rush of stories about very literal-minded kids

Need a pick-me-up? Here are 5 fantastic reactions to a cute Pomeranian dressed as Paddington Bear

The government’s own No Deal assessments are apocalyptic – 13 biblical reactions