Twitter p.313

James Blunt wins the internet – again

This guy’s date made an odd request and the internet is judging hard

It’s A Level results day and these 18 reactions get straight As

This woman’s takedown of Amazon warehouse ‘ambassadors’ is hilarious and terrifying in equal measure

Arron Banks’ response to Greta Thunberg’s sea trip marked a new low – 12 condemnations

This joke about partial wedding invites turned out to be oh-so-relatable – 15 favourite responses

The government is using chicken boxes to tackle knife crime and the internet can’t believe it

People are trying to guess the plot twist of the upcoming film ‘Last Christmas’ – 7 absolute crackers

Mikhail Gorbachev’s Pizza Hut ad is the weirdest celebrity endorsement of all time

Bill Giles says climate change is a good thing for the UK – only 5 replies you need

Allison Pearson’s column about her son’s A-Level results might be her most on-brand column yet

People are enjoying Stephen King’s 3-word takedown of Donald Trump and his wall

This woman wore her ex-boyfriend’s shirt on Instagram and it’s epic trolling of the highest order

When it comes to the crunch, these 9 corn flakes jokes are a bit NSFW

A 15 y/o whose mum confiscated her phone started tweeting from their smart fridge and the whole internet applauded