Twitter p.313

This chef shared his ‘butter/marmite ratio’ and people really can’t handle it

People are sharing ‘signs you are getting fired’ – 19 favourites

Simply 37 times God won at Twitter

Children’s BBC ranked their favourite programmes and it’s fair to say not everyone agreed

Most infuriating thing you’ll see this week

21 times people suffered the abject humiliation of mispronouncing a word in public

Twitter exchange of the day

This MMA chat didn’t go the way they were expecting and it’s a knockout

Donald Trump cancelled his Denmark visit because they won’t sell him Greeland – only 5 replies you need

Matt Lucas shared how he took down this Doctor Who troll and people loved him for it

Favourite 27 things people said about this photo of Liz Truss ‘doing trade deals with Japan’

The Great British Bake Off is back – the internet reacts to the new series line-up

Jeremy Clarkson mocked a footballer on Twitter and his comeback was match-winning stuff

Ivanka Trump tweeted from her family camping trip and the takedowns were brutal

Nigel Farage is really excited by his new passport – only 5 takedowns you need