Twitter p.317

Gary Lineker joked that he needed a pay rise – 5 favourite replies by people who didn’t get it

People are sharing how badly male authors write female characters – these 17 are very bad and very funny

Favourite 7 takedowns of this anti-vaxxer and her ‘Jesus wasn’t vaccinated’ T-shirt

There were some very satisfying replies to the far-right guy who asked what women do if they don’t have kids

Simply 17 really bad tattoo ideas (NSFW)

This simple enough maths question has divided the internet and people are getting angry

“30-50 feral hogs” is the justification for owning weapons nobody expected – 29 epic roasts

A scientist compared US gun massacres to car accidents and the ‘flu – 7 perfect takedowns

“Politicians with football managers’ hair” is our new favourite thing

The only statistic you need in the wake of the latest mass shootings in the US

A Fox News presenter blamed the latest US gun massacres on ‘youth mental health’ – the only 5 replies you need

This is the most fun it’s possible to have with a skincare routine

Simply the weirdest damaged mail apology you’ll see today

‘Politicians as Transformers’ is as brutal as it is funny

People are sharing the life skills they lack – these 15 are highly relatable