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Simply 24 times Gillian Anderson won at Twitter

Gillian Anderson’s answer to this ‘f-ck, marry, kill’ question makes us love her even more

Simply 16 of the very best number neighbour encounters

Photoshop guy takes people’s requests very literally and he’s a troll master

This guy had the best response to a woman who said his Tinder profile was ‘lame’

12 Funny Fake Cat Facts to celebrate International Cat Day

A Brexiter asked how the UK had treated Ireland badly and the replies were borderline genius

This marvellously unashamed dad joke was made even better by the puntastic replies

Seven funny reactions to the 392-year-old shark that will fin-ish you

This plea for help from a woman whose in-laws won’t take her allergy seriously will take your breath away

The transport minister complained on Twitter about the crappy trains and got entirely the responses he deserved

Nine unimpressed reactions to Kylie Jenner’s over-the-top birthday surprise

Mike Pence’s accidental innuendo brought the internet to its knees (NSFW) – 13 comebacks

Ivanka Trump’s call to end white supremacy got the response you’d expect

Michael Buerk says the NHS should save money by allowing the obese to die early – 11 scathing reactions