Twitter p.316

Seven funny reactions to the 392-year-old shark that will fin-ish you

This plea for help from a woman whose in-laws won’t take her allergy seriously will take your breath away

The transport minister complained on Twitter about the crappy trains and got entirely the responses he deserved

Nine unimpressed reactions to Kylie Jenner’s over-the-top birthday surprise

Mike Pence’s accidental innuendo brought the internet to its knees (NSFW) – 13 comebacks

Ivanka Trump’s call to end white supremacy got the response you’d expect

Michael Buerk says the NHS should save money by allowing the obese to die early – 11 scathing reactions

Donald Trump wants to ban violent video games so we asked you for your #TrumpVideoGames – 11 favourites

Gary Lineker joked that he needed a pay rise – 5 favourite replies by people who didn’t get it

People are sharing how badly male authors write female characters – these 17 are very bad and very funny

Favourite 7 takedowns of this anti-vaxxer and her ‘Jesus wasn’t vaccinated’ T-shirt

There were some very satisfying replies to the far-right guy who asked what women do if they don’t have kids

Simply 17 really bad tattoo ideas (NSFW)

This simple enough maths question has divided the internet and people are getting angry

“30-50 feral hogs” is the justification for owning weapons nobody expected – 29 epic roasts