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The number of people who didn’t get this Roger Federer joke took it to a whole new level

“Your best advice in four words or less” – 36 perfect replies to live by

17 people selling stuff online guaranteed to raise a smile or your hackles (or both)

An airline tweeted you’re more likely to die sat in the middle of its planes and it’s a sky-high self-own

Liz Truss said Boris Johnson ‘put London on the map’ – 9 capital takedowns

Celebrate Richard Branson’s birthday with the time he was brutally owned by Frankie Boyle

A guy said women had to cover up if they want to be equal and the takedowns were beautiful

Boris Johnson says there’ll be Mars Bars after Brexit – 9 sweet reactions

18 funny things the Queen would never say – in public

6 very satisfying takedowns of this Daily Mirror story about Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton

People are sharing the silly things they always do that irritate their family and friends and they’re brilliant

‘We can’t have landed on the moon because we didn’t have Pong’ – 11 takedowns that were out of this world

11 comebacks to Donald Trump’s “I don’t have a racist bone in my body” claim

These 16 musical misunderstandings are funny – and very relatable

Simply 32 marvellous one-liners to give your day a lift