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19 ‘awfully British phone apps’ that should definitely be a thing

Jodie Comer gave her seal of approval to this model of the Killing Eve star made out of cabbage

Boris Johnson’s comparison of the NI border to the Moon landing lacks gravity – 11 perfect takedowns

Trump is selling plastic straws for $1.50 each – the only 5 reactions you need

Ivanka Trump unveiled the family’s new pet dog and everyone had the same thought

This letter sent to a brewery is truly bizarre

The 9 stages of fixing a TV remote control

This Twitter account photoshops people’s chests on their faces and it’s terrifyingly funny

Forget about ‘One small step …’, people are sharing ‘unlikely first words on the moon’ – 17 favourites

This spoof customer care account brilliantly trolls people who complain on Twitter

25 of the funniest things you’ll see this week

21 responses to the live action Cats trailer that are funny and very catty

People are coming up with names for this pro-Trump “choir” and these 14 are simply satirical savagery

Simply 28 very funny Bob Mortimer jokes

What might be found at Area 51? Our 17 favourite guesses