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27 hot takes on whatever’s going on with the weather

This ‘tragedy in 4 acts’ is the perfect final word on Nadine Dorries’ fury at missing out on a peerage

Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

Nadine Dorries has stood down as an MP and these 21 facepalms and foul-ups are the perfect goodbye

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Takedown of the day

PETA badly miscalculated people’s willingness to eat a T-Rex – 16 (pre)historic takedowns

17 sweet reactions to news of the man who stole 144 chocolate bars

23 favourite funny things people are saying about ‘the rest of the painting’

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Fancy paying 50 quid for dinner with Jim Davidson and Lee Anderson? Neither do these 17 people

17 funniest reactions to the news of Scorsese’s upcoming film about Jesus

Comeback of the day

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week