Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Welcome to our round-up of the tweets that have made us laugh this week – or welcome back if you’re a regular.
As always, follow your favourites, or at least give them a friendly retweet.
1.
New hobbit just dropped. pic.twitter.com/92x8xoJRJL
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 4, 2023
2.
A spider built his web across my door and I walked straight into it and for a moment I bet he dared to dream that he'd pulled off that one big heist that would finally let him retire.
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) July 1, 2023
3.
Have some respect for Stevie Nicks pic.twitter.com/1TgrJ8WlFF
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 2, 2023
4.
Did you know Yoda has a last name?
It’s Layheehoo…
— mariana Z (@mariana057) July 4, 2023
5.
for the potato fears not death pic.twitter.com/zeEgp8Aw1d
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) July 5, 2023
6.
What kind of crime would I have to commit in order to get the FBI to come in here and dust?
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) July 6, 2023
7.
So….sails, then? pic.twitter.com/pVVJRvitBe
— David Bratchpiece (@bratchy1) July 3, 2023
8.
the Itsy Bitsy Spider is my favourite kids song about absolutely refusing to learn your lesson
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) July 6, 2023
9.
First kid: All organic.
Second kid: Cupcakes aren’t for breakfast, now eat your coco puffs.
Third kid: Popcorn counts as a vegetable.— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) July 6, 2023
10.
Everyone needs to eat healthier. Except the guy sitting next to me loudly eating an apple. That guy should be in prison.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) July 5, 2023
11.
I’d be a terrible surgeon because my hands shake, and also because I didn’t go to medical school of any kind.
— Spencer (@13spencer) July 7, 2023
12.
me signing up for yet another social media platform: pic.twitter.com/VLSD1xy9Ra
— JRR Jokien – @joshcarlosjosh.bsky.social (@joshcarlosjosh) July 6, 2023