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People are scratching their heads at Mastodon social media – 24 funny comments

Bradley Whitford was asked onto Piers Morgan’s TV show and his comeback was a proper scorcher

Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Comeback of the day

Chris Barker’s clever redesign of these 34 artworks is a feast for fans of classic TV

These 15 ‘low-cost cosplay’ ideas are as hilariously inventive as it gets

Channel 5’s schoolboy error describing Ben Elton was a classic of the genre

‘What’s the wildest lie a man has ever told you?’ – 21 jaw-dropping whoppers

A troll took aim at Greta Thunberg after she appeared with Jeremy Vine and the comeback was supremely satisfying

Elon Musk will end the ‘lords & peasants’ blue tick system by charging for it – 15 verified takedowns

No-one nails Elon Musk’s $20 ‘blue tick’ idea quite like Stephen King

Matt Hancock has signed up for I’m A Celebrity – 17 favourite responses

Comeback of the day

28 scarily good Halloween treats from Twitter

Twitter has been mildly cursing Rishi Sunak – 24 funny favourites