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23 funny and revealing tweets about life with children

15 genuine 19th-century problem page quotes from the Girls’ Own Advice Twitter account

This thread about two bowls stuck together got the internet hooked – 18 funniest pieces of advice

Susanna Hoffs’ reply to how ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ was written made everyone’s day better

James Blunt had the best response to this gig-goer’s confession

The government just compared the NHS to Netflix – 17 funniest (and most despairing) comebacks

148 Tory MPs voted against Boris Johnson and Gary Lineker had the best response

Nadine Dorries just laid into Jeremy Hunt and it might be her biggest self-own yet

23 favourite things people are saying about the vote of confidence in Boris Johnson

25 favourite funny tweets of the week

35 majestic tweets about the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

25 favourite funny tweets

Sue Gray delivered a damning verdict on Boris Johnson’s No 10 – 23 favourite responses

Ted Cruz prayed for the latest school shooting victims and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had the only response you need

We challenged you to add the Partygate PM photos to different settings – 15 funny favourites (NSFW)