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This spoof 12-point Brexit plan is a hilarious interpretation of the real one

Someone’s plotted how the whole country pronounces ‘scone’ and it’s the best map you’ll see this week

Rumours of a real life Sharknado in Hurricane Florence made people’s jaws drop – the only 11 reactions you need

Orkney Library went viral with this Sting joke and every little thing it does is magic

Someone’s turned the Salisbury poison suspects’ unlikely alibi into Pulp’s Common People and it’s a hit

Mark Wahlberg’s obsessive daily schedule has inspired someone to share their own – equally weird – timetable

Sky News asked who could replace Theresa May and these 13 suggestions were most helpful

People have been photoshopping Donald Trump’s 9/11 fist pump and here are 23 of the best

Funniest 21 captions people put to this amazing Brexit picture

Favourite 24 things people are saying about Donald Trump’s 9/11 fist pump

19 things and people that Axl Rose looks like now – and none of them are Axl Rose

Best tattoo you’ll see this week

This 1927 report of a women’s football match describes the players in the most sexist terms imaginable

People are enjoying this Trump supporter’s schoolboy error

This guide to youth slang compiled by the police is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll see today