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The additional instruction on this fast food order is the most heart-rending thing you’ll read today

Donald Trump makes schoolboy error welcoming Melania back to the White House

The Guardian’s caption to this picture of two royal wedding guests was A++

There’s one woman people are talking about at the royal wedding and it’s not Meghan Markle

After the latest US school shooting, the only statistic you need to read today

13 hilarious wedding fails that almost certainly won’t happen to Harry and Meghan

Emma Thompson was asked about the royal wedding and she speaks for us all*

‘I went undercover at a racist march and this is what happened’

This guy realised he was on live TV and it’s the best moonwalk you’ll see this week

Phillip Schofield’s reaction to the Prince Harry swimsuit speaks for the nation

Someone texted the wrong number and if only it was always as entertaining as this

These unfortunate Countdown words are good, the look on Rachel Riley’s face even better

18 horrified reactions to clean-shaven Mario

Meghan Markle’s dad may not walk her down the aisle – the only 4 replies you need

People have been ‘telling a story in one tweet’ and here are 9 of the best